Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.