Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.