Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

All the best people are crazy.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.