Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

All the best people are crazy.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.