Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Our craziness made us best friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.