Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.