Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

All the best people are crazy.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.