Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends are our chosen family.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.