Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends are our chosen family.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

All the best people are crazy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.