Relationships are like drugs, they either kill you, or give you the best feeling of your life.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Our craziness made us best friends.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।