Funny Quotes / Friends

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are our chosen family.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.