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On your 80th birthday, I want to thank you for being such a phenomenal mentor and teacher to me. I could have never gotten to where I am in life had it not been for your incredible support and mentorship. Happy birthday, grandpa.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friends are our chosen family.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is the key to everything

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.