Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends are our chosen family.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!