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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Our craziness made us best friends.