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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.