Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends are our chosen family.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.