Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.