Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

All the best people are crazy.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is the key to everything

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.