My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.