Mother, you are my everything. And I thank you for all the love and care you have given me throughout my life. I am certainly lucky to have a wonderful mother like you. Happy birthday to the greatest Mother in the entire universe.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Friendship is the key to everything
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.