Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.