Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.