Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.