Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

All the best people are crazy.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।