Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.