Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.