Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.