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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is the key to everything

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.