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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Friendship is the key to everything
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.