Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.