Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.