Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.