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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Our craziness made us best friends.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.