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If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow; If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; If you’re not happy, I’ll be your smile. Whenever you need me I’ll be there. Happy Birthday, beautiful.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.