Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.