Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are our chosen family.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.