Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.