Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Our craziness made us best friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.