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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
Friendship is the key to everything
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
Friends are our chosen family.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.