Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Our craziness made us best friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।