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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
All the best people are crazy.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.