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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend stabs you in the front.