Happy Diwali! May the divine blessings of Lakshmi and Ganesha fill your home with wealth and wisdom. May your life be illuminated by endless happiness, togetherness, and positive vibes, Celebrating the true spirit of this enchanting Indian festival with loved ones.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Our craziness made us best friends.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.