Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is the key to everything

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.