Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is the key to everything

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.