Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is the key to everything

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!