Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.