Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is the key to everything

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.