Happy Birthday, bro! What are the odds that we would both make it to adulthood? I thought the only question was whether we would kill each other by accident or on purpose.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
Friends are our chosen family.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.