Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.